3 Pathaan jokes in hindi - funny jokes In Hindi

Joke-1 - Padosi ki madad 

pathaan ne apanii begam ko aspataal men bhartii karaayaa. tabhii usakaa dost vahaan aayaa aur poochhaa, "kyaa huaa bhaabhii ko?"

pathaan: oe kyaa bataaoon yaar, baatharoom men nahaa rahii thii, aur achaanak chakkar khaa kar gir gaii, sir jamiin se jaa Takaraayaa, khoon hii khoon yaar.

dost: oh yaar, bahut buraa huaa, ab kaisii hai?

pathaan: ab to Thiik hai DŏkTar ne kahaa ki agar aur thoDii der ho jaatii to komaa men jaa sakatii thii.

dost: fir bhaabhii ne tumako aavaaj lagaaii kaise?


pathaan: o paagal vo bechaarii, aavaaj kahaan se lagaatii? behosh paDii thii, vo to achchhaa huaa saamane vaale makaan se sindhii bhaaii usako nahaate hue dekh rahe the. usii ne aakar hamako bataayaa varanaa naa jaane kyaa ho jaataa? khudaa bhalaa kare sindhii kaa. varanaa aajakal too hii bataa yaar itane achchhe paDosii kahaan milate hain?

Joke-2 Maar dala pathaan ne to

pathaan apanii bailagaadii men anaaj ke bore laadakar shahar le jaa rahaa thaa. abhii gaanv se nikalaa hii thaa ki ek khadde men usakii gaadii palaT gaii. 

pathaan gaadii ko siidhii karane kii koshish karane lagaa. thodii hii door par ek ped ke niiche baiThe ek raahagiir ne yah dekhakar aavaaz dii, "are bhaaii, pareshaan mat ho, aa jaao mere saath pahale khaanaa khaa lo fir main tumhaarii gaadii siidhii karavaa doongaa."

pathaan: dhanyavaad, par main abhii nahiin aa sakataa. meraa dost karim naaraaz ho jaayegaa.

raahagiir: are tujhase akele nahiin uthegii gaadii. too aajaa khaanaa khaa le fir ham donon uthaaenge.

pathaan: nahiin, karim bahut gussaa ho jaayegaa.

raahagiir: are maan bhii jaao. aa jaao tum mere paas.

pathaan: Thiik hai aap kahate hain to aa jaataa hoon.

pathaan ne jamakar khaanaa khaayaa fir bolaa, "ab main chalataa hoon gaadii ke paas aur aap bhii chalie. karim gussaa ho rahaa hogaa."

raahagiir ne muskuraate hue kahaa, "chalo par tum itanaa Dar kyon rahe ho? vaise abhii kahaan hogaa karim?"

pathaan: gaadii ke niiche hai. 

Joke-3 Dedh shyaana pathaan 


pathaan: hakiim saahab, mere dost kii tabiyat bahut kharaab hai, use niind nahiin aa rahii hai. kripayaa niind aane kii koii davaaii de diijiye.

hakiim: yah lo pudiyaa aur is men se pachchiis paise ke sikke par jitanii aaye utanii rakh kar paanii se de denaa.

agale din pathaan ghabaraayaa huaa aayaa.

pathaan: hakiim saahab, aapane jo davaaii dii thii use khaakar mere dost kii maut ho gayii.

hakiim: vo kaise? yah bataao tumane davaaii dii kaise thii?

pathaan: aapane kahaa thaa ki pachchiis paise ke sikke par jitanii aaye utanii rakhakar khilaa denaa. mere paas pachchiis paise kaa sikkaa to nahiin thaa. isalie mainne paanch paise ke sikke par rakhakar paanch baar de dii!


3 Pathaan jokes in hindi - funny jokes In Hindi 3 Pathaan jokes in hindi - funny jokes In Hindi Reviewed by pmbfox on May 02, 2017 Rating: 5

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